she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
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