I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
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