Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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