Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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