Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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