Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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