Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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