Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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