I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
is it fun? or sober?
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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