let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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