you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Can I color on your dick again?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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