their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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