Non-Jews are for practice
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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