So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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