He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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