I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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