seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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