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so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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