I love black thongs
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
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