I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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