No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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