I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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