TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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