now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Randomize
