He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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