Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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