im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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