We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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