Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Panties = found
Randomize
