We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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