so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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