And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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