sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
