mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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