I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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