You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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