Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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