Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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