Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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