Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
