I want to have your abortion
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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