ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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