Can Purell be used as lube?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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