You smell like stripper and shame
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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