he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
