***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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