Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
