how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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