he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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