pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
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